C1: “What’s the next order?”
C2: The Law Firm of “Issekinichō!” (The Law Firm of “Kill Two Birds with One Stone”)
C1: “What they want?”
C1: “The smallest font!”
C2: “For what?”
C1: “A disclaimer in a major film production – a movie contract!”
C2: “How long?”
C1: “Four”
C2: “What Four.”
C1: “Not responsible for Consequences!”
C2 calling The Law Firm of “Issekinichō”
TLFI: “We hear you make the smallest font in the world?”
C2: “Yes.”
TLFI: “How small.”
C2: “Smaller than a grain of sand.”
TLFI: “Is that so?”
C2: “Yes.”
TLFI: “Sell it to us.”
C2: “Not for sell.”
TLFI: “Everything is for sell!”
C2: “Not this one.”
TLFI: “We posts disclaimers in all our contracts.”
C2: “We insert it for you.”
TLFI: “You mean you keep the template?”
C2: “Not for sell.”
TLFI: “What do you want in return?”
C2: “Autonomy that carries no expiration date.”
TLFI: “What?!”
C2: “!CLICK!”
TLFI calling The Crucifiers: RING-RING (CONNECTION- POP-PIP-POO-FIZ-WHIZ-STATIC):
C2: “Yes.”
TLFI: “What part of the Country are you at?”
C2: “Ditto.” “!CLICK!”
Post two weeks, Black Market Messenger delivers urgent message to The Crucifiers: “EMERGENCY!“, CALL THE LAW FIRM OF “ISSEKINICHO”, “READY TO DO BUSINESS!”
TLFI: “Hey!” dont hang up!, “The best we can offer is a 60 max.”
TLFI: “The South is not a Union, belongs to the Cairo.” “We do 60- renewable guaranteed!” “Buddy, if we could do more, we would.” “But, the Cairo gets in the way.”
C2: “Deal.” “And I am not your Buddy.” “!CLICK!”
Mia Gonzalez 