10) Law enforcement pulls you over for driving the speed limit.
9) Women in law enforcement tail-gate you in vehicles and on foot.
8) A US Marshalls’ Shamu turns you away.
7) On America’s Most Wanted fugitives’ list (off the radar- the system list).
6) IT gulags and law enforcement imposters have a key "shell" token to your virtual reality.
5) Doctored medical files and blotched credit reports.
4) Hearsay by third parties authenticated.
3) People stop and go when you stop and go.
2) Two steps back for every progress you make.
1) You have your very own male fan club.
Mia Gonzalez 