The Cosmos:  “The Sariel…?”

Gatekeeper: “Messrs, out playing baseball with Babe Ruth and Joe DiMaggio….”

Babe Ruth to DiMaggio and Smokey Joe:  “If I’d just tried for them dinky singles I could’ve batted around .600.”

Joe DiMaggio:  “I think there are some players born to play ball.” 

Smokey Joe Wood:  “I threw so hard I though my arm would fly right off my body.” 

Umpire (placeholder):  “Batter up!”

Babe Ruth:  “Check out the Cyclone –  511er pitcher…”  “Gotta see this!”  “!..the slugger (the Sariel) up!”

Cy Young: “Time…..”

Thy Angel Sariel enters the batterbox and raises and spins into position a Louie club and whereupon comes flying a Cyclone yakker and thy Angel slams a moon-shot.   As the Sariel makes for third base, The Sariel is summons by….

The Cosmos:  “!Go!”

And the Sariel storms the century in a 730 F-15A single-seat fighter and lands at the Congressional Cementary.

The Sariel:  “!Up pyro- Chutzpah!”

The Pyro awakens and believes to be standing before the US Congress and declares  “ONE NATION UNDER ISRAEL!”

The US Congress rises and declares “!ONE NATION UNDER GOD!

Pyro Chutzpah:  “!The road to the White House travels through Israel and AIPAC!”

Theodore Roosevelt:  “There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn’t an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag…” (Theodore Roosevelt, 1919).

Pyro Chutzpah: “!Zárva-fel!” (“!Shut-up!”).

Pyro Chutzpah: “!A pro-Western dictator is best!”

And in a spontaneous bi-partisan fashion, Republican and Democratic members of Congress unite and begin to sing “God Bless America.”

A V-I-C (very important criminal) Bow-Wow (with the face of The Butcher) panting and chewing the Pyro’s left foot:  “If you want to execute me, I’ll bring my own [expletive] rope” (Saddam Hussien).

Pyro Chutzpah:  “Off me, bastard!” and kicks the V-I-C Bow-Wow.

“!*#&% (#%! YOU!” echoes The V-I-C Bow-Wow as it bounches off, and spins and skits in “slow motion” (symbol for genocide of…)….and lands on the lap of a Nayirah.  

Pyro Chutzpah: “!A pro-Western dictator is best!”

And in a spontaneous bi-partisan fashion, Republican and Democratic members of Congress unite and begin to sing “God Bless America.”

Whereupon comes flying Owen’s Foot and Godsmacks the left and right jaws and the Pyro cartwheels into the driver’s seat of a White Ford Taurus.

The Pyro Chutzpah speeds off moaning and whinning, ranting and waving demon sparks down Capitol Hill..pop-fizz-whizz-pop-poop: “!The road to the White House travels through Israel and AIPAC!”

And in a spontaneous bi-partisan fashion, Republican and Democratic members of Congress unite and begin to sing “God Bless America.”

The Pyro Chutzpah crashes into a space barrier and the Taurus comes to a halt on the White House lawn.

Pyro Chutzpah in a daze gets out of the vehicle mumbling ”!Mi a fene?” (“!What the hell?”) and before the Pyro Chutzpah can presuppose a response, thy Angel Sariel unleashes the Holy eidolon coils and the coils strap tight the ankles of the Pyro Chutzpah to the wing tips of the F-15.  The Sariel boards the cockpit of the 730 F-15A single-seat fighter and thy Angel drags the demon across the landscape of America to plough and sow the seeds of Democracy.

Isaiahs (unknown Zionists waving bibles and no relation to Isaiah 28:24):  ‘Give ye ear, and hear my voice; hearken, and hear my speech.” “Doth the plowman plow all day to sow? doth he open and break the clods of his ground!”

Pyro Chutzpah: “!Zárva-fel (“!Shut-up!”) “!Pasas!” (“!Bozos!”).  ”!Zionist genocidaires!”

And the F-15 shoots by the State of Texas whereupon,

Georgi El Sapon (now the only Hamilton Frog in USA):  “!Uncle, it’s me Georgi, Uncle, “!Look what they’ve done to me!” “!I’m a hippie frog!” ”!Uncle…”!A HIPPIE!” “!It’s ME, ME, ME!”  “!HELP!”…

Pyro Chutzpah:  “!GGGGGGGEEEEEOOOOORRRGIIIIII!” “!M-M-M-MYYYYY BOOYYY”!LLLLEEEAAAVVEEEEE III–II-TTT TTTTOOO-MMMMMEEE (POUNCE-POUNCE-BUMP-POUNCE -BUMP) SSSSSS—-(POUNCE-BUMP-POUNCE) HHHHHEEEEE….NNNNNOOOOOOO….MMMMMOOOOOOORRRRRR-EEEE!”

“!Take me with you!” “!No!”"!Na!”"!NO!” “!Don’t leave me here!” croaks and leaps El Sapon.

And storms by the F-15 barely scaling and mohawking El Sapon and off goes Georgi El Sapon on borrowed time and hides in the Texas brush, ”!ribbit- ribbit-ribbit!” 

The Cairo:  “Sapon!”

El Sapon:  “!Ribbit!””!Ribbit!””!Who?!”!..What?!””!Ribbit!”

The Cairo:  “”Sapon don’t despair!”

El Sapon:  “!Ribbit!”“!I want out!””!Ribbit!”

The Cairo:  “My sapito, I give you three choices!”

  El Sapon:  “!Ribbit!””!Ribbit!””!Ribbit!”

The Cairo tosses Choice 1, Choice 2 and Choice 3 and disappears into the dark.

El Sapon desperate to escape its hell, quickly hops bypassing choices 1 and 2 “!Ribbit!”"!Ribbit!”"!Ribbit!” and on over to choice 3, an image of combat boots and a scroll.

El Sapon opens the scroll and reads: ”The Fog of War“, “The Frog of War” -

And, a crazed Sapon tries on the combat boots and the boots are a per-fekt fit.  Whereupon El Sapon begins to counter-spin 666 times.

The demon finds itself parachuting red skies and is dragged back 666 spaces in time and sidekicks what appears to be a  floating windmill (the Duce),

“!Ribbit!””!Ribbit!””!Ribbit!”  shrieks the El Sapon.

… to be continued…

 ATLANTIC CONFERENCE BETWEEN PRIME MINISTER WINSTON CHURCHILL AND PRESIDENT FRANKLIN D ROOSEVELT 10 AUGUST 1941              part of “ADMIRALTY OFFICIAL COLLECTION”              (photographs)          Made by:     Priest, L C (Lt)

The President of the United States, Franklin D Roosevelt, and the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Winston Churchill are seated on the Quarterdeck of HMS PRINCE OF WALES. They are chatting  following a Sunday service, during the Atlantic Conference…

The Atlantic Charter

“. . . [A]fter the final destruction of the Nazi tyranny, [we] hope to see established a peace which will afford to all nations the means of dwelling in safety within their own boundaries, and which will afford assurance that all men in all lands may live out their lives in freedom from fear and want. . . . [S]uch a peace should enable all men to traverse the high seas and oceans without hindrance.”

(Kershaw, Ian, Fateful Choices: Ten Decisions That Changed the World, 1940-1941, (2007).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iHKtrirjlY&feature=player_embedded

“Roosevelt’s annual address to Congress on the State of the Union ….. stipulated his budget demands for 1942:  of the 17.5 billion dollars requested, 60 percent was allocated to national defence.  The arsenal of democracy had been commissioned.”  (FDR Jan 6, 1941)

(Kershaw, Ian, Fateful Choices: Ten Decisions That Changed the World, 1940-1941, (2007).