Category Archives: Top Ten Lists

10)  Exceptional Hair Stylists. 9)    Exceptional Fashion Designers. 8)    Creative-innovative and artistic. 7)    Colorful people, full of energy. 6)    Positive Karma. 5)    Spiritually and mentally focused. 4)    Self-confident and non-snoopers. 3)    Loyal and committed to their partners. 2)    Bold and … Continue reading →

10)  Unsolved Mysteries. 9)    Unsolved Crimes. 8)    Cold Case Files. 7)    Dodge US Military draft. 6)    Do not accept gays (attempt to rehab-reform gays back to straight). 5)    Hold power positions in government and law enforcement (local, state, federal) to bully and harass members … Continue reading →

10)  Law enforcement pulls you over for driving the speed limit. 9)    Women in law enforcement tail-gate you in vehicles and on foot. 8)    A US Marshalls’ Shamu turns you away. 7)    On America’s Most Wanted fugitives’ list (off the radar- the system list). … Continue reading →

10)  You wake up one day and you are a Porn Star! 9)    Dopped up with Vodka added to the drinking water in your home. 8)    City public works, telephone companies, local TV station camera crew and IT show up at … Continue reading →

10)  Porn, Inc. shuts down. 9)    Hugh Hefner looking to break your legs. 8)    Got fired from your job for watching Mia on company time. 7)    Get hauled to jail for hackling street vendors in search of Mia Mania. 6)    … Continue reading →

10)  In possession of Playboy issue of Mia sold in the Black Market. 9)    Wash dishes and do laundry. 8)    You make dinner. 7)    Trucks and guns come last on your hobby list. 6)    Adopt a pet. 5)    Mia Mania saves your marriage. 4)    Your … Continue reading →

10)  Famous for all the right reasons that you hate. 9)    Victoria Secrets can’t save you. 8)    Frederick’s of Hollywood can’t save you. 7)    Artificial sweeteners can’t save you. 6)    Mia Mania begins and your marriage ends. 5)    Your boyfriend … Continue reading →

10)  Close your eyes say to yourself, I am the best, I am great.  Open your eyes.  Don’t work.  Skip 10 and go to 9 ASAP! 9)    Mia Mania a turbo boost to your personal feminism. 8)    Mia Mania a … Continue reading →

10)   "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America.          And to the Republic to which it stands, One Nation under God, Indivisible,         With Liberty, and Justice for All." 9)     Mia Mania reduced the US … Continue reading →

10)  Federalist papers 10 and 51 are legitimate. 9)    Democracy is not dead. 8)    Slammed dunk US’ prisoner’s dilemma. 7)    Missing in America is no longer missing. 6)    Your National Security is whacked. 5)    Your National Intelligence whacked. 4)    Busted … Continue reading →